Hello, I need to have my employment verified, please.
OK, and you are a current employee?
No. Actually, I'm in prison right now. I worked for you in late 2003 and I just need something stating that I was working on the day that the crime supposedly occured.
So you need me to fill out an alibi for you?
Some may call it an alibi, others may say it's just looking out for the brother man. So can you say that I was there on October 15 or not?
Sir, you didn't start working here until November of 2003.
