OK, kid, first you're going to come out to the song they play in that movie 2001 and I want you to strut around the gymnasium.
What?
Then, when the guy gets down into the position to lock up, you move like you're going to lock up, then stop, and yell in his face "Woooooo!" then strut some more.
Mr Myers, this is amateur wrestling, not pro wrestling.
Let me grab a chair and show you how to do a chair shot. Also, are you afraid of heights, because I'd kind of like to have a scaffold match next week.
