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Kaufman vs Horse (3)

by mmyers
4-30-04


	Oh, is that your house up on the hill there? It looks very, um, quaint.


	Oh my, yes. Very quaint. A little dry, perhaps, but nice all the same. I try to dehumidify it, but it appears I arid. Heh-heh-heh.


	Ah, a pun. You seem to enjoy the puns.


	Honestly, they're for Mr. Punnels, my cat. They calm him, keep him sane. Would you like some lotion, you know, for the dryness of the house?


	Uh, I'm a horse so I don't really suffer from dry skin very often.


	It puts on the lotion to help it pun. It does this whenever it is told. (pause) Whoever wants hot dogs, follow me?!