In news today, it seems that there once was a man in Nantucket, who's cock was so long he could...this just in! Pirate pandimonium in where else but Nantucket. We take you there live.
I'm live where it seems there once was a pirate named Bates who was learning to rhumba on skates. He fell on his cutlass which rendered him nutless and practically useless on dates. Care to comment?
Lies, lies, all of it lies, I've always been a mighty fine dancer! I was swept up to shore, with an injury from war, and that's why my penis won't answer.
A startling development, I must say. We'll keep you updated as details become clearer. And now with an editorial, our own Ann.
Thank you. There once was a woman named Ann, who didn't make as much as a man, though they did the same job, Ann got the knob, I guess things don't work out like you planned. Chuck, back to you.
