So Mr Hadley, you've been driving a train in some form or fashion for how long, hmm?
17 years in July.
17 years in July. So one could say that it was a bit of a surprise when you fell asleep at the wheel of said train. That event caused you to be given the death sentence by electric chair.
Sad but true.
But when you were hooked up to the chair, the shocks had no effect. Repeatedly they tried, to no avail. Instead they took your wages, leaving you penniless. How do you explain all of this, sir?
