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| In honor of National Matriarch's Day, we've hired my mother to interact with me, with hilarious and uncomfortable results assured. | |
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| Son, the name Honorable Ninja makes no sense. No car salesman is honest, ninja or otherwise. They all just want to get your money. | |
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| I should roundhouse kick you right in the ass for those dishonorable comments, woman who expelled my ninja body through her vagina. | |
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| Let me tell you, son, over at Honorable Samurai's used cars, he buys his mother a fur coat every year, and she lives in Florida! | |
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| As it is Matriarch's Day, you shall live another day although I would have killed anyone else who shamed me so. Happy Fertile Woman Day. | |
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| Why did you ever break up with Karen? You two were such a good couple. She was the only one who could tolerate your ninja and used car obsessions. | |
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