Mike, I was just thinking, you always talk about the sluts you used to have sex with. My question is, if you've been so promiscuous in the past, how do you stay faithful to my mom?
Ok, here's what I do. When I see a chick and she's smoking hot and when she bends over, you can see her thong and shit and I think "Damn, I'd like to tap that" I think one thing.
No matter how smoking hot she is, she still gets on some dude's nerves. She still bitches and moans and complains and bosses some dude around.
And if I think about that long enough, I lose the semi that I had and stagger home to your mom.
