Oh goodness, i know! Just last week he got me whipped for playing grab-ass with the angels!
I wonder what Satan thinks about my dad, I mean he can't still be sour at him for the whole "eternal damnation" thing
Hmmm...
OK guys, be quiet. *hehehe* Yes hello, is God there? Um, yes, I wanted to see if your refridgerator was running. (pause) Well, you better go catch it! Hahaha!
Hahaha! Oh man, prank calls really make the eternal damnation fly by! Hahahaha!
