Look, Archie, your lame ass Bazooka Joe like jokes may have swept the nation back in the 60s, but this is 21st century and this is the high profile world of filing.
Don't say 'ass', Filing Clerk. Say a#%. It leaves more to the imagination.
I'm going to put my foot in your a#% if you don't get out of my comic.
You know, Filing Clerk, you think you're so superior but you couldn't survive in my world. You couldn't do what I do.
Your world? High school? I couldn't survive in high school? Look kid, I went to high school like 12 years ago, OK?
Were you the captain of the football team? No. Did you have two hot girls like Betty and Veronica fighting over you? No. You may as well have gotten a GED.
