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The Men of Beers/ The Beers of Men

by mmyers
6-21-04


	I'm the Sam Adams of guys. I have a lot of different personalities but none of them are very good.


	I'm the Pabst Blue Ribbon of guys. I stink, I'm cheap, but in a pinch, you'll hang out with me.


	I'm the Budweiser of Men. I'm at every frat party, tailgater, and bar everywhere, although no one knows why.


	I'm the McEwan's Scotch Ale of lads. Go drink somewhere else, you fookin' coonts.


	I'm the Guinness of guys. I'm dark, full-bodied, and I'd love for you to suck my thick head.


	I'm the light beer of guys. I'm not too macho, try not to be too heavy, but if you need me, I'll be around.

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