Man, dude, my new girlfriend is awesome in the sack. And she doesn't mind taking a trip 'downtown', if you know what I mean. And dude, she's great at it.
Makes you worry, though doesn't it?
What? About what?
About how she got soooo good at it. I mean, a girl isn't just born with the ability to suck a good winky, it takes hours and hours of practice, 100s and 100s of guy's dinks in her mouth.
Maybe she's like "The Natural" or something. Maybe she's naturally blessed at oral sex.
Yeah, man, she's blessed allright, blessed at taking dick after dick after dick, trying to get better at her craft. Imagine how good at it she'll be after you guys stop going out. What's her number?
