mmyers
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by mmyers
7-30-04


	I'm here to fix your pipes over der'.


	Ahm, I s'pose I could fix your pipes over der, or we could bump uglies, as they are apt to say, all doe yer a bit over weight over der for my tastes.


	And your old and you have a mustache, which is a huge turn off. Still, I'm lonely and horny so what the hell.


	I'm gonna run to da store and grab a six peck and some khan-doms. Be right back.


	I'm going to vacuum and clean the place up a little. I wasn't expecting company today.