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Author: mmyers

Date: July 30, 2004

by mmyers
7-30-04
I'm here to fix your pipes over der'.
Come on in.
Ahm, I s'pose I could fix your pipes over der, or we could bump uglies, as they are apt to say, all doe yer a bit over weight over der for my tastes.
And your old and you have a mustache, which is a huge turn off. Still, I'm lonely and horny so what the hell.
I'm gonna run to da store and grab a six peck and some khan-doms. Be right back.
I'm going to vacuum and clean the place up a little. I wasn't expecting company today.