Boy, I sure could use some berries for my wife who is sick at home. Hey, over by that creepy house, a berry tree! I'll just grab a couple. No harm done.
What in the name of Uncle Arthur are you doing?! Those are my berries!
I was just grabbing some for my wife. She's sick and...
This is private property. My crystal ball foretold that someone would come to steal my berries. I should put a curse on you.
Waitasecond, the weird hat, the dark clothes, the big house, the threat of curses. You're Jewish, aren't you?
