My heart is racing with power as radioactive nerdiness courses through my veins. What should I do with all of this new found power?
I know! I'll start by helping the children, for they are our future, teach them well, let them lead the way. First stop, the local school system. Career Girl AWAY!!
Principal Ivey, what's wrong? I though I heard you scream.
I just had a terrible feeling, Mrs Tasselbrook, as if thousands of voices cried out and then were...no...wait...it was gas. Damn gas station fish tacos.
