Damnit guys, I was only out one day and now you've piled a bunch of crap on my desk.
Oh...hey! You're back!
Now I'll have to spend my whole day sorting through all this crap that probably isn't even mine.
Yeah...my boss told me to drop all of these dead fish on your desk, but, you know, that was before we knew you were back. Still, if you wouldn't mind...
*sigh* Try to keep them in my in-box, please.
Phew, red snapper really is the stinkiest of the dead fish.