I'm afraid you've forced me into a corner, Jessie Jackson, and that leaves me no choice but...to Read yo ass, ghetto-bitch style!
Uh-oh...
[head swivel] Let me telllll you somethin', ain't nooooo body gonna telllll me what to do. Muthafucka better get a muthafuckin' clue and not telllll me how to live. [/neck swivel]