I gotta go poop, man. You gotta let me out right now.
Allright, allright, let me put on some shorts.
I can't go now. I've got shy bottom. Will you sing to me? It really helps get the fluids movin'.
*sigh* Black dog poopin' in the dead of night, pinch your little loaf, let it take flight. You were only waitin' for this moment to arrive. (Sorry Mr Lennon)
