Hi. I'm John Kerry. You people didn't think I was tough enough so now I'm out hunting ducks. I hope you're happy. Look, I shot a duck. That means I'd shoot a terrorist.
True.
Why, two can play that game, mi amigo. I just shot 20 ducks. How 'bout that?
Then I'll put more strict guidelines on ducks that want to fly in and out of America, Mr Bush. Background checks and sanctions.
I'm declaring war on DUCKS! Duck season 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 weeks in a...waitaminute.
I never supported hunting for ducks anyway. I just did it because people expected me to hunt for ducks.
