Before da hurricane, I had a big mansion and a swimmin' pool...and a beautiful wife. She was Chine' too...
Da hurricane got me pregnant. It slammed me into a buncha different men and got me pregnant and I don't know who the father is. Also it gave me VD, so the gubment should fix that.
The hurricane, um, it destroyed my job and gave me a really crappy one that I've been working at for the last 7 years. Also it made my girlfriend break up with me last year.
