Okay, you'll be auditioning for the part of Mason, the gay accountant. Go!
"Hey, you can't retire now! There are too many people counting on you, and---"
Stop! Okay, that's not gay enough. Gay it up! Roll your eyes, flap your arms, sashay, for goodness' sake! Ooze gay! Get gay all over the stage! Gay-gay-GAY! Go!
All your shouting is giving me a headache. I need a break. I'm gonna go get a mocha from Starbucks across the street.
