Pornos that never caught on (2)

Author: mmyers

Date: November 5, 2004

by mmyers
11-05-04
"The Golden Girls of summer" (1986)
Picture it: Sicily, 1927, The milkman comes in to deliver the milk....
Blanche and Rose both had sex with my new boyfriend. I knew I should have stayed being Maude.
"The Titanic Penis" (1998)
I'm king of the world!
You're kind of spindly. I sure hope you do have a Titanic penis.
"The Bridges of Ass-Masterson county" (1996)
I'm about to ride you like I rode that horse in "Two mules for Sister Sara."
I think you need to ask yourself, Clint, do YOU feel lucky?