If Kajun is drinking lager at a rate of 1.5 lagers every 20 minutes and Boorite is drinking two beers every 25 minutes, how long would it be before Boorite surpasses Kajun?
Yew're fookin' craz-eh, mate! I'd fook the girls frume the Coors waayy before I'd fook the Dixie Chicks.
No-no, no-no, becuz tha' Dizzy Chicks are eh better croz sectun of ladeez. You got tha fat one for leveruge, tha cute one for bonin', and tha smart one for pillow talk.
Maybe I should switch the question to, "How many beers before the conversation becomes unintelligible and results in a fist fight?"
