Hey, I see they're finally installing your satellite dish. How'd you finally get them to agree to do it?
I say to theem, "Are you not a man? I pay for sometheeng and you no deliver. Are you a coward? Face me. Face me like a man and tell me you no deliver."
And that worked?
Oh yes. Men will agree to meeny things when their manhood ees insulted. Now we wait for pizza to arrive so we can enjoy 'Desperate housewives." Join us.
Well, I've got some housework to do...
Are you afraid to face me and my satellite deesh, are you no man at all? Are you a man-boy, dribbling peedle down front of your knickers?