Okay, I lost her in the crowd, which is probably for the best because I probably couldn't afford to keep buying her drinks on a teacher's salary. I drank the cosmo. Didn't like it.
*kssshhh* Teacher, why don't you---
Ahem, I can't hear you if you don't address me properly.
*kssshhhh* (Sigh) Oh captain, my captain...why can't we just watch a video, over? *kssshhh*
Because the devil is in the details. I 'could' show you a video, but then you wouldn't learn about the nuainces of sex, like how hard it is to get sex, especially when you're past the age of 40.
*kssshhh* I can't wait for this to be over, over. *kssshhhh*
