Excuse me, I'm new to Hell and I seem to be a little turned around. Can you help me?
Certainly. Let's see, it says in our computer that you raped eskimos with barbwire, correct?
That was me, yep.
Here in Hell, the more heinous sins, murderers, etc, are rushed through while everyone else stands around in long lines and filling out confusing paperwork. It'll take a few days to process you.
I was also a claims adjuster. Does that speed things up for me alittle?
