Dave, my wife and I just can't seem to communicate. We're always arguing.
Have you ever read the book "Men are from Mars, shut up Hillary before I jam a corkscrew into your forehead and leave your bloated corpse under the house"? It's great.
And reading that book helped you and Hillary?
Well, I've never actually 'read' it, per se', but having it around has really made Hillary stop nagging me.
It's funny, the title of the book seems kind of specific, you know, to you and your wife.
Nah, I just wrote it on the cover of her "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" book in Magic marker. Anything for some peace and quiet, though, you know?
