Hi Arwen. Please come in. Close the door behind you. It has come to my attention that you took an unexcused absense from this office with Frodo Baggins.
Frodo's spirit was close to perishing. He was at the brink of leaving our plain and journeying to a dark world after being attacked by wraiths.
You just left and took Frodo with you? Arwen, if a coworker is sick you must first contact your boss and then human resources. Forms must be filled out.
Frodo's spirit was close to perishing. He was at the brink of leaving our plain and journeying to--
If you don't follow protocol, you put the company at risk. If you put the company at risk--I can tell by the look on your face that you have no clue what I'm saying. Go back to your desk.
