Hi Dot. I just wanted you to know that I'm going away forever and I've always loved you.
Plinky said you were going crazy. He said you ran right into Pac-Man's mouth the other day.
That's right and then I came right back and did it again. Dot, before I go, let's make love, hmm? Just once?
I don't think we should. We don't have any sexual organs and also there's a 9 year old playing the game right now. I think it'd be awkward for him if two ghosts started boning in his game.
The closest thing I've had to sex in years is getting eaten by Ms Pac-Man, and even then I feel like I'm not really there and disappear right afterwards.
