Caught you using the handicapped stall to relieve yourself. For shame. FOR SHAME!
But, we don't have anyone who's handicapped who works here.
But what if a handicapped person comes here and needs to take a crap? Should he have to wait? or should he be able to roll in a poop at a moment's notice in peace?
So we're just going to sit around, waiting for some handicapped person to show up and poop like he's the Great Pumpin?