Well, well, well, if it isn't the Cookie Crab. Fancy meeting you here.
I don't want any trouble, Cookie Crook.
I was strolling down the cereal isle the other day and guess what I saw right beside my Cookie Crisps? I'll tell ya. Crabby Crisps. Grocery store brand Crabby Crisps.
L-l-look Cookie Crook, I was gonna tell ya, honest. I just needed some cash, that's all, and I thought, you know, you were making a lot of money on your own cereal and a couple bucks wouldn't matter.
I didn't go to prison just to have some crab steal my thunder! I'm the guy who made the Trix Rabbit turn tricks, and you think you can fuck with me, crab?
M-m-maybe I'll just make Corn Pops instead. Crab Corn Pops, t-that has a ring to it.
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