And so then, and this is a funny story, Dad says, "If they're going to sweat, how are we going to keep the sweat out of their eyes?"
I say, "Put tufts of hair over their eye sockets and it'll catch the beads" and Dad's like "If we're going to do that, why not put hair sparsely all over their bodies?"
Haha! True story. Hey guys, there's a reason it's called 'intelligent design' and not brilliant design.