Welcome to, like, CPR. I'm your teacher, T. You can call me T, or T-Dog or T-Boz, or even the imperial wizard of cool The T.
"T". Got it.
I'm teaching this class, to like, get a grade in a class that tells them that, like, I can teach stuff. Got it?
Yup.
Cool. 'Kay, you're gonna learn stuff about, like, saving people's lives or whatever and then there'll be some testing and stuff and then you'll be certified and stuff.
