Now in this class, we're going to teach you how to perform CPR on an adult. To learn how to perform it on a child, you need to sign up for another class.
What if it's a really tiny adult?
Like how tiny?
Freakishly tiny. I mean proportionaly he's cool, but he's just very small, but he's got a little car and furniture, and he smokes little cigarettes that he has to order from France...
You're going to be a problem, aren't you?
It's been awhile since I've been in a classroom where someone has to take all of my questions seriously.