Commissioner Choadman, I have a confession to make. I am gay. I am a gay man. I am a gay law enforcement officer.
Well, I'm sorry to hear that Officer Dave. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to tender your resignation. Sorry Dave. What do you think you'll do now?
I think I might be an ambulance. That's always interested me.
An ambulance? You want to BE an ambulance?
Certainly. Where else can you stick someone up your ass and run down the street yelling "Weeee-ooooo-weeee-ooooo!"? TTFN.
