You know, here at the Nyquil laboratories, we're always asked--
You have Nyquil for night time and Dayquil for daytime, but what about a Nyquil for the other times of the day and year?
Well, seeing that there maybe some money to be made, we went right to work on that. And that's why we're introducing these new types of Nyquil.
Leapquil, for the Leap Year cough. BrunchQuil, for that time between breakfast and lunch! Duskquil. I think you get it. Remember, whenever you're sick, Nyquil will be there.
And coming soon, Nyquil Black and Tan, Nyquil Pale Ale, and Festive Nyquil, only available for the holidays!
