They're trying to get a bill passed to make it legal to say Merry Christmas. I'm gonna sign it. Water is bad for you, except tap water which is good. There are more illegal immigrants than citizens.
Who are you?
I'm with the Federal Trade Commission. Our records show that you export an incredible amount of bullshit, but import a substantially smaller amount.
Well, what should I do?
I've brought these things along to hopefully tip the scales on your bullshit importation. Here's a copy of People magazine, some religious pamphlets, and I've switched your TV over to Fox News.
