New facts have come to light revealing that I was not the one who shot that guy in the hunting accident. Allow me to introduce the man who actually shot him.
The reanimated corpse of Lee Harvey Oswald.
Runnnrrrrrrr---ppppaaatttsssyyy---rrrnnnrrrrr...
I think that answers those questions. Now if we could sweep that under the rug and get back to what's really bothering people: Violent video games!
