First things first, you're going to want to get 3 eggs and mix them with just a pinch of salt.
3 eggs? Is that because you have a contract with the egg people? Like Haliburton? And just a pinch of salt? Why? Is it because you don't own stock in salt? Hmm?
Ummmm. 'Kay. Next, you're going to want to ground some beef and mix that in. You can also use chicken, but I suggest beef.
YOU'RE TAKING AWAY A WOMAN'S RIGHT TO CHOOSE!
Unhmm, allrighty. Next, bring some oil to a simmer--
Oil! Ah-HA! It's all about the oil, isn't it?! Next you're going to say that two Galloping Gourmets shouldn't have the right to get married.
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