I heard you volunteered to be fire marshall for our department. I would have volunteered but I was waiting for someone to nominate me.
Yup.
So I figured if you were out and we had a fire drill, I'd be the stand in fire marshall, just in case. That way we'll still have a fire marshall in case you're out.
Knock yourself out.
Thanks. I think we'll be great partner fire marshalls.
No seriously, punch yourself in the face and knock yourself unconscious.
