I'd like to go ahead and cash in all my points, young man. I'm retiring.
What the heck are you talking about, old man?
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Well, I've been playing video games for 30 years. From Pong to Simon all the way to Tony Hawk, but I'm done. I'm cashing in all those points I've earned and am retiring to Mexico.
Sir, when you play video games, you DO get points but they don't mean anything. You can't cash them in and buy prizes. It's just mindless entertainment.
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You mean...I've wasted my life?
Well, I do have a pretty awesome cheat code for Grand Theft Auto where all the chicks are topless.
