Did you hook up with my mom while she was still married to my dad?
That's a toughie, little man. Did we hook up? No, not really. Was there some intense dry humping? Sure.
Ugh. So back then my mom was just a piece of tail to you.
No way, little man. I was around for all the holidays. I was in the bushes watching you guys. Heck, I put together your toys when your old man was too drunk to.
So my real dad was a pretty bad drunk then.
Your old man just didn't know the ledge. He'd drink until he passed out, where as I know how to drink right up to the point of being a know-it-all who thinks he can do anything.
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