Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  mmyers  
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by mmyers
10-14-08
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Well look, you're just going to have to stand up and run out of here with me.
You don't get it. I can't stand up. It's one of those painful boners.
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For Pete's sake. Well, can't you...you know...help yourself?
Man, I'd love to. Except I accidently glued my fingers to the keyboard. I'm stuck. Hey, could you carry me out of the buidling, maybe?
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No fucking way. I'm not running out of a building with a bunch of people outside with you in my arms with a raging hard-on.
Would you not feed a starving child because he had a hard-on? Would you not rescue a kitten that had a hard-on? You cold hearted bastard.
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