OK, Doc, I'm having some problems seeing out of my right eye. I was wondering if you could take a look at it.
Wha...? Oh, you think I'm an Eye Doctor. Honest mistake.
If you're not an Eye Doctor, what are you?
I'm an iDoctor. Now hear me out. I can't fix your vision problems but I can install an iBall with a 5GB memory right in your eye socket.
All my favorite music and videos right in my eye? Cool, but I'm a little scared though. Is it a painful procedure?
The only painful part is where we put the click wheel but many of our patients have come to enjoy it and change songs often when they don't even have to.