Work Cover Story #1

Author: moodz

Date: April 14, 2003

by moodz
4-14-03
Oh fuck, somebody call work cover, I've had an accident with a nail gun
Oh fuck, let me get my mobile phone out of my Anal pocket
Shut the fuck up cunt, your just a goat, Noah shouldn't of dragged your arse onto his boat way back when....
Oh your just a sarcastic lesbian. Well guess what fuck face, tonight I will be masturbating in the comfort of my own cave... while your up there catching some rays....
Just be quiet cunt and call workcover... I have to put my claim in before smoke-o or else I wont be on benifits untill next week. There's a slab in it for you...
Fuck, a slab.. you crazy mother fucker, you should have said something earlier...