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| AAHH! A ghost! Don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! | |
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| Nooo... I am the ectoplasmic memory of masturbations past! I am the collective concious of your self-induced ejaculations. | |
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| uuuhh...why are you here? | |
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| I am here to take you back to a world that could have been...a world where you have a real girlfriend and don't have to jerk off to one imagined. | |
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| Actually, I imagine the football team and a small herd of milking goats in a kiddy pool full of hot cinnamon anal lubricant when I jerk off. | |
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| I'll just go back to my tissue, now... | |
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