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| Hello, we're here as representatives of all the children of the world, and we'd like to say a few things about the recent arrest of The Who's Pete Townshend on charges of possessing child pornography. | |
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| That's right. We think it's absolutely disgusting that Mr. Townshend would make up such a blatantly obvious lie ("I was doing research on my autobiography because I think I might have been abused.") | |
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| Exactly. He should have been forthright and admitted that he's a pedophile in need of some serious psychiatric counseling, and thrown himself at the mercy of the courts. | |
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| At least that way he might have retained some measure of self-respect. Now he's been exposed as a monstrous pervert who preys upon our most vulnerable citizens. | |
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