All comics by mrhmc

 

by mrhmc
9-22-09
Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? el-if-i-no
Two peanuts walk into a bar.. One was a salted.
BOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

by mrhmc
9-22-09
...ok, im going down KFC for some chicken....
KFC??? looking at you i fancy some juicy bacon....hmmmm you look so good i can eat you right now.
Are you coming on to me??
HOW DARE YOU!! im a married women.
eat me and ill give you swine flu.

 

by mrhmc
9-23-09
You guys are doing a great job!! im very proud of you all.
Thanks Djamaila. now lets talk payrise. I am a great delegator, mediator, leader and communicator not mention great at knock-knock jokes... "knock knock"
Who's there?
Sherlock!
Sherlock who?
Sherlock two, coming to a computer near you.......

 

by mrhmc
9-23-09
Is that your baby??
No! someone left him on the victoria line.. they even put a lost property tag on him..
"Oh baby baby, how was I supposed to know, That something wasnt right here.... My loneliness is killin me, When Im not with you I lose my mind, Give me a sign, hit me baby one more time!"
my gosh!!
you should go on X-factor!!

 

by mrhmc
9-23-09
FISH AND CHIPS PLEASE!!
No fish......we have cous-cous, cookie pie, and cock a doodle doo!!
YOU WHAT!!!! alright give me some cock a doodle doo. what is it some type of chicken dish?
No it is kellogs cornflakes!
YOU WHAT?? ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH enough of this im of to KFC!

 

by mrhmc
9-26-09
TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER! TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!
Im in charge round here, how may i help you...by the way..Did you hear about the alien who flew a spaceship from Neptune to Uranus in just 3 minutes and 21 seconds?
NO!
He's listed in the Guinness Book Of Out-Of-This-World Records!! HA HA HA HA HA
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

 

by mrhmc
9-26-09
Excuse me?? you promised me a coffee ten minutes ago!
Sorry, sorry.. im head high in work
Have you finished the sherlock report 1945-2009 yet?
Wow!! you only set me that task ten minutes ago... lets just say it's still under construction
Hey, do you want to hear my construction joke? I'll tell you later. I'm still working on it.
Ok!

 

by mrhmc
9-27-09
OFFICE
Ive just come from down stairs. the pipes are leaking some sticky white stuff. someone needs to go down and suck it up! I would but its home-time. I'm cooking chow mein roast! SWEEEEEET!!!
Roast? scared of ghost more like.. Ill go down and take a look, and remember..... THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GHOST!!!
SUB BASEMENT
Boooo! Booo! I AM THE GHOST OF THE L.P.O.
I aint scared of you honey, so calm down and let me get you a coffee! do you want "Scream" or sugar? Ha Ha.... better still we can go down to pub and get some "booooss"
ok! the boooos will do fine
better still go put your glam-rags on and lets go "boooo-gie"..i'll get you an "ice scream" sundae, with "whipped scream" Ha Ha!!

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