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| I AM THE EVIL BAD GUY. I AM REALLY KOREAN BUT I MUTATED MY GENES TO BE BRITISH AND LOVEABLE BY EARTH. I WAS SUPER POWERFUL BUT BOND THREW ME INTO A PROPELLER CUZ I WAS GONNA BLOW UP WORLD WITH DIAMOND | |
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| I WAS FEMALE BAD GUY. I BACKSTABBED BOND TWICE BUT HIS BONDGIRL HALLE BERRY PUT A KNIFE THROUGH A BOOK THROUGH MY CHEST AND I DIED. | |
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| I WAS BONDGIRL HALLE BERRY. I WAS HARDKOAR AND I USED A LASER TO KILL SOMEONE AND ALSO LOTS OF KNIVES. THEN I CALLED THAT BITCH A BITCH AND HAD SEX WITH BOND TWICE. | |
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| I WAS JAMES BOND. I WAS HOSTAGE IN KOREA AND MADE ENEMIES BUT IN THE END I HAD SEX WITH PEOPLE AND KILLED THE BADDIES WITH COOL CARS AND RINGS AND GUNS. | |
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| We all learned a valuable lesson in Die Another Day. Bond will have sex with anything and can get out of every jam. We also learned that old leaders of North Korea are good and have family values. | |
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| But the young ones that get their genes mutated want to destroy the world. Basically, everything that happened in this movie IS going to happen in real life. We just need a smooth British agent to win | |
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