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| I am glad you took time out to speak with me...as you know, I have but a few breaths left in me, and I must beseech for your sorrow for the grave sin that you have committed. | |
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| As I am a man who forgives people's sins, no matter how depraved they may be, I felt yours was beyond all boundaries of good taste and self-respect. But if you ask nicely, I may grant you fogriveness. | |
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| Look, man, they paid me tons of money for it. I cannot go back. By the way, tell God that when he answered my prayer last week, that the chick had gonorrhea, so thanks for nothing, dick. | |
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| Dude, think about it...BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN!? A movie about gay cowboys? Did f**king Joe Eszterthas write that s**t? | |
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