A concerned reader writes in.

Author: myaclark

Date: March 16, 2002

by myaclark
3-16-02
Some Guy's Show
Hello friends, and welcome to my show.
Today I am going to read a letter from one of our viewers.
"Dear Some Guy, I am having an issue. Every time I watch your show I get the insatiable desire to vomit all over my spaghetti, then eat it. What should I do?
Well, the answer to this question is simple. You're just going to have to eat your spaghetti covered in your own vomit to be truly happy.
Consider yourself lucky, I need to drive nails into my brain in order to find joy.